Ode to the Bouncy Seat

I love you for the way you bounce their butts to sleep,
I love ‘cause when that happens, they don’t make a peep.

I love you for the way you’re decorated with little fishes,
When the boys lay in your vibraty pouch, I can finally clean the dishes.

I love you for the way you can use a battery forever,
But no word rhymes with that, so this line isn’t very clever.

I love you because we got you both for very cheap*,
$5 for both of you, no price could be less steep.

The only problem is-and this I do despise,

I wonder why they don't make you in an adult size?

*”cheap” refers to bouncy seats, not babies. Those are pricy. Priiiiiceeey.

C-spot on the left, G-baby on the right.