Calendar Boys

Gran GG gave each of the boys a little calendar that documents all the important milestones the boys will hit during their first year. You’re probably familiar with most of these-first smile, first bath, first time baby rolls over, etc. All of these are moments that induce warm fuzzies and makes a parent feel like his/her baby is the smartest and cutest baby in the world. (and lucky for us, we have two equally smart and adorables!). The calendar provides cute little stickers for you to put on the specific day the baby accomplishes his/her feat. I’m vigilantly documenting the boys’ development (with about 85% accuracy, it’s hard to remember things when you only get a little bit of sleep, and it’s not like the kids will know any better). By now, if you’ve read this blog much, you know that I am not necessarily an overly gushy sentimental person, and I started thinking about all the “firsts” that are not included in the sticker sheet. I came up with a few. When you read these, imagine them on little stickers with stars and smiley faces.

- First time poop exploded out of your diaper. WHOA Grady, you surprised me with that one. Mommy almost threw up a little in the back of her throat, but managed to keep it under control. If you could not stomp your heels in it next time, though, that will be great.

- First time you nailed dad with your projectile spit-up. Good job on that Grady, by the way. Though next time Mommy would like advance warning so I can get the camera.

- First time mommy enjoyed having you around. Just kidding, making sure you’re not just skimming for pictures. You’re reading it all? Good, let’s continue.

- Day mommy and daddy got over needing to buy the expensive diapers. Happened very early. We apparently joined the Hispanic ranks in buying the Walmart diapers since the packaging is almost exclusively Spanish. Yo tengo dos hijos y ellos poopo mucho.

- First time you finished your bottle before your brother. Go Cole! No, it’s not a race, but mommy can’t take a sip of her wine until you’re done with your bottle. So gulp, gulp, little man, Pinot Grigio isn’t that great when it’s warm.

-First time you took a nap in an outfit with spit-up on it ‘cause mommy was tired of doing your laundry. When are they old enough to do their own laundry?

- First time mommy and daddy unloaded you let the grandparents babysit. Right away, I hear it’s good to keep the old folks busy. Keeps the mind from going soft.

- First time random strangers said “oooh, are they twins?” What else would they be? They’re close in size, and they’re definitely not a year apart, so figure it out, people.

- First time someone mistook for you for the opposite sex. (applicable only to Cole) In his defense, he is so pretty.

-First time strangers said “OH, he’s a good size for only being X-weeks old.” (applicable only to Grady). That little man can put down a bottle!

I bet Aunt Karen -and other moms- could add a few firsts! Feel free to add some here, let me know what to look forward to.