SoccerBallPlayer

Somebody needs to get busy with work, so this will be short. See the ball in the picture below? A soccer ball, right? And when you play with these, you become a soccer player. Except if you're Cole or Grady, then you become a SoccerBallPlayer. All one word. 

And when you play, you charge the ball yelling SOCCERBALLPLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

One can't be too into the game-once in a while you look back at the camera to give the fans what they want.

Kick, dribble, whatever its called.

As is natural when your attention span is short, other things become more interesting and you become a SoccerBallCarrier.

And pose in the lesser known yoga stance, UpwardSoccerWarrior.

And then, if mom is lucky, she can sneak inside to get dinner started while keeping an eye on the SoccerBallPlayers. This lasts maybe 15 minutes, and when the picture below was taken, I know we were towards the end of nicely playing outside. See how Grady is looking inside to see if I'm watching? That's not a good sign, it means he's about to do something he's not supposed to, and he is seeing if he can get away with it. 

No you can't, little man, Momma's watching you.